I have always been a fan of a smoochy smooth beaver. There, I’ve said it… and hell, I’ve have thought about writing an entire treatise on the subject of hair removal.
I could be considered by some to be a subject matter expert. Shaving vs depilatory creams vs waxing vs indian fire-sticks. I have found oodles of blogs, blogging away on that troublesome little area. First time waxing stories are aplenty. “What’ll it be,” a “Brazilian” or the “Landing Strip?” Maybe you have encountered razor bumps and need to know how to prevent them. “Manscaping!” – now there’s a term for ya. Shit, I even have a sidesplitting story from a friend of mine that left the depilatory cream on her sensitive caboose just a little too long. I’m hear to tell you that it gives a whole new meaning to the term “fire-in-the-hole!” But today, I’m playing the advocate. I am taking a stand for the “bush.”
I can’t pinpoint the exact date, but I think that it was some time in the late 1980’s that assault on the bush began. And I am not sure if the pendulum will ever swing back the other way. That is not up for debate. But in taking a stand for the “Gi-normous Hippy Bush,” I wanted to bring a few things to your attention. I guess it could be considered a scientific approach, if you will, but there is a purpose for the hair down there. And since everyone loves a good list when it comes to blogging here are my…
Top 6 Reasons for Sporting a Bush:
- Pubic Hair Aids in the Dispersal of Pheromones
- Hair Keep the “Dust” Out (Some Think That They are Like Nostril Hair)
- Hair Keeps Things Warm
- Hair Indicates That a Person Has Reached The Age for Mating
- Pubic Hair can Help Prevent Camel Toe and my favorite…
- Pubic Hair Prevents the Dreaded “Swamp Coochie”
So now, go fourth and be hairy! Spread those pheromones, like a Glade Plug-in in a 220v outlet… beware when it comes to playtime, it’ll be 68 and I owe ya one.
Abbie, originally uploaded by SuicideGirls.
7. Hair down there can hide a multitude of floppy sins.
8. Hair down there can be used as quite a persuasive handle for getting a fiesty friend’s attention.
9. Hair down there is fun to pull.
!0. Most importantly…It just looks so damned sexy!!!!
I need a definition of “swamp coochie” please
I’ll leave “swamp coochie” up to your imagination. Suffice it to say, it’s an unpleasant situation.
what the hell is “swamp coochie”?
Have you ever smelled the floor off a tuna boat? “swamp coochie”