8 People Who Will Ruin Your Next Party

Throwing a party is a lot of work, so it’s a real disappointment when somebody you invited ruins it. Here’s 8 types of people to watch out for before you make your next invite list.

8. Person Who Insists On Cleaning Up Your Party While It’s Still Going On

WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Right in front of you, asking if your drink is finished. Or, methodically moving through the party with a white trash bag and a look on their face as if they’ve been hunting Osama Bin laden for the last 6 years and have narrowed down his whereabouts to somewhere in this party.

WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: Drinking a beer, much like sex, is far less enjoyable when someone is asking you if you’re finished every five minutes. It’s great that they want to help you clean up, but if you’ve decided to have a party, you’ve already resigned yourself to the fact that when it’s over, your house is going to probably look like the bathroom that Cary Elwes and Danny Glover woke up in, in the first Saw movie. I wonder if these people also decide to wipe their ass in the middle of taking a shit, just to “cut down on the work that has to be done when it’s all over!”

7. GUY WHO GETS WASTED IN THE FIRST HOUR

WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: Right by the fridge, bro, cause that’s where all the beer is!

HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: From the moment this guy shows up, everything he says has an exclamation point at the end of it. “This party rules, dude!” “I am ready to party TO-night!” “Let’s shotgun these, bro!” “Tits!” Then, one hour and 13 beers later this guy is incoherent, weaving on his feet and saying stuff like “Paartyyyygjlskdvm…” So, instead of kicking back and hanging out with your friends, you have to spend the rest of the night making sure he doesn’t puke on your couch, piss in your plants or crap on your coffee table.

6. Person Who Only Knows You

WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: About two feet to the right of you, standing silently, staring at either you or the person you’re talking to.

WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: You invited them because during the four and a half minutes a day you talk to them at work, they seem pretty cool and/or really enjoy the impression you do of a fellow coworker. Except as soon as they get to your party, they tense up like Alex Rodriguez’s asshole during a game in October. You have two options at this point, 1) entertain them and include them in every conversation you have the entire night, like they’re your wife or husband even though you probably don’t know their last name, or 2) leave them on their own which leads to them standing in a corner by themselves, staring at you, causing your friends to ask you “I think that dude in the corner is planning on raping you.”

5. GIRL WHO STARTS CRYING

WHERE YOU WILL FIND HER: She’s usually holed up in the bathroom (taking up valuable toilet space) with three of her bestest girlfriends—all three of whom are overweight.

HOW SHE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: The worst part is that this girl isn’t crying because her parents just died or she lost a limb. She’s sobbing into a fistful of tissues because she always needs to be the center of attention. If everyone’s not focused on her and all her problems, she just starts crying louder about her job or some lame guy who won’t date her or how fat her friends are. This means you either sit there and let her bring down the vibe of your party or you take her outside and listen to her whine about absolutely nothing. If possible, pair her up with the super wasted guy. She’ll think he’s listening and he’ll think he’s going to score.

4. Person Who Just Got Dumped By Their Girlfriend/Boyfriend

WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: In any corner where they were able to trap and force someone to listen to them talk about how they “don’t know what happened,” and how it “seemed like things were fine and then all of a sudden she just said that she thought that we were different people now. What does that even mean? Do you know, because I sure as fuck don’t! I just miss her so much. My name’s Brian by the way.”

WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: If I wanted people to get depressed as fuck at my party, I’d screen a copy of Schlindler’s list. The problem with these people is, they don’t care who they talk to, and no excuse you give will stop them from talking to you. “Hey, I gotta run to the bathroom,” “No worries, I’ll just wait for you until your done, unlike my EX girlfriend, who wouldn’t wait no matter HOW important it was to go to the bathroom and would just leave you with NOTHING while you were in there.”

3. Creepy Dude Who Tries To Bang Chicks At The Very End Of The Party

WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Towards the end of the party, he’ll be wherever he hears the words “I can’t believe my friends left without me, they were my ride!” or “I’m so (hiccup) fucked up (hiccup) I gotta lay down or something.”

WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: There’s a reason why this dude waits till the end of the party to try and score; he’s way too fucking creepy to do so when someone isn’t in some sort of desperate situation. Thus, although he’s there because he’s either family, a neighbor, or someone else invited him, you now have to hope to God he doesn’t take advantage of someone at your party, otherwise your party will not be remembered as “That Fourth of July Party at Bill’s house,” and instead be remembered as “that party at Bill’s house where that creepy guy tried to fingerbang Michele while she was puking.”

2. Couple Who Brings Their Baby

COUPLE WHO BRING THEIR BABY: Off to the side, on their knees, pleading with a 6 month old child to stop screaming or right next to you, asking you where he can dispose of a shit filled diaper.

WHY THEY WILL RUIN THEIR PARTY: Nothing says party like the sound of a screaming child and the stench of talcum powder and baby diarrhea! If there was a dude puking, shitting and crying at your party, would you be cool with that? No, you’d either be like “Who the fuck brought this guy?” But if you say that about a baby suddenly that makes you an asshole. Meanwhile, the party sucks becase everyone is being super cautious and attentive to the baby, as if the other 99% of the time that they’re not there the baby is barely eluding death due to unsupervision.

1. THE POLITICS GUY

WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: At the beginning of the night he usually stands right next to the front door where he overtly shows off his political button or T-shirt that says something like “Once You Go Barack, You Won’t Go Back” or “McCain = McStupid.” Then, after everyone shows up, he stealthily mingles from group to group while nonchalantly dropping lines like “Did you see what those fatcats tried to pull?” anytime there’s a lull in the conversation.

HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: No one in the history of parties has ever changed their political beliefs based on some asshole screaming about health care reform in the kitchen of a two bedroom apartment. His endlessly tiresome factoids and statistics about how much oil we consume and how the death penalty doesn’t work will make your guests either leave or kill themselves where they stand.

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Top 6 Reasons for Not Shaving Your Beaver

I have always been a fan of a smoochy smooth beaver. There, I’ve said it… and hell, I’ve have thought about writing an entire treatise on the subject of hair removal.

I could be considered by some to be a subject matter expert. Shaving vs depilatory creams vs waxing vs indian fire-sticks. I have found oodles of blogs, blogging away on that troublesome little area. First time waxing stories are aplenty. “What’ll it be,” a “Brazilian” or the “Landing Strip?” Maybe you have encountered razor bumps and need to know how to prevent them. “Manscaping!” – now there’s a term for ya. Shit, I even have a sidesplitting story from a friend of mine that left the depilatory cream on her sensitive caboose just a little too long. I’m hear to tell you that it gives a whole new meaning to the term “fire-in-the-hole!” But today, I’m playing the advocate. I am taking a stand for the “bush.”

I can’t pinpoint the exact date, but I think that it was some time in the late 1980’s that assault on the bush began. And I am not sure if the pendulum will ever swing back the other way. That is not up for debate. But in taking a stand for the “Gi-normous Hippy Bush,” I wanted to bring a few things to your attention. I guess it could be considered a scientific approach, if you will, but there is a purpose for the hair down there. And since everyone loves a good list when it comes to blogging here are my…

Top 6 Reasons for Sporting a Bush:

1. Pubic Hair Aids in the Dispersal of Pheromones
2. Hair Keep the “Dust” Out (Some Think That They are Like Nostril Hair)
3. Hair Keeps Things Warm
4. Hair Indicates That a Person Has Reached The Age for Mating
5. Pubic Hair can Help Prevent Camel Toe and my favorite…
6. Pubic Hair Prevents the Dreaded “Swamp Coochie”

So now, go fourth and be hairy! Spread those pheromones, like a Glade Plug-in in a 220v outlet… beware when it comes to playtime, it’ll be 68 and I owe ya one.

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Friends With Benefits – ROI

Why Women Should Embrace Porn

From DivineCaroline

By: Kat Wilder

I will state this right from the start: I am a fan of porn.

I like watching it. I don’t think it’s degrading to women or men or animals or inanimate objects. I believe adults have the right to watch it or not, and I don’t want anyone telling me that I can’t or shouldn’t or that I’m sick or perverted for liking it or watching it. I don’t mind if my lover watches it; I’ll watch it with him.

I know I’m not alone in this—!—but I am getting the feeling (well, I’m reading lots of comments on blogs) that porn is the root of all that’s wrong in relationships. And they are getting validation from people like Dr. Phil, whose Web site states:

It is not OK behavior. It is a perverse and ridiculous intrusion into your relationship. It is an insult, it is disloyal and it is cheating.

Clearly something is ridiculous and perverse, but it’s not porn.

A lot of women feel very conflicted about porn, and that conflict manifests itself in some interesting ways:

• Some women think it’s cheating if their husband or boyfriend watches porn.
• Some women are jealous because, thinking they could never have the “perfect” bodies of the porn stars, they feel they are constantly being compared with that perfection.
• Some women believe that they can’t satisfy their partner like a porn star could, or that somehow they are expected to act like a porn star.
• Some women are horrified to suddenly discover porn on their partner’s computer.
• Some women think that it’s disrespectful to them if their partner likes to look at porn.
• Some women think that there’s something wrong with them, and that’s why their partner watches porn.
• Some women know their boyfriends watch porn before they get married, but they marry him anyway and then they wonder—why is he still watching porn?

To all of that I say, porn is not the problem. Just because someone likes looking at naked bodies exchanging bodily fluids does not make him a pervert, disrespectful, an infidel, disinterested in his lover or dissatisfied with his lover. It makes him human. It’s about fantasy, imagination, desire, lust. And what, please tell me, is wrong with that? Most men (women, too) can separate fantasy from reality. Do you think Jenna Jameson is going to fly off the screen and do to him what she’s doing onscreen? Not a chance, and he doesn’t think so, either. And if you believe he thinks so … either you’re sorely underestimating his intelligence or you need to ask yourself, what in the world is a smart gal like you doing with a fool like him?

And, quite honestly, look at all the nudity in the movies and on cable TV—is Tell Me You Love Me any less pornographic because it has a plot line?

If you truly believe your lover is expecting you to look or act like a porn star, do you ask him if that’s so? And if you don’t think he’ll tell you the truth, or if he tells you the truth but you still don’t believe him, well, what’s that about?

Do you ask him, “Is there anything in that porn that you’d like us to try?”—and would you be willing to do it?

Do you ask him what is it about porn that he likes?

Or do you just tell him to stop?

If you accidentally find porn on his computer, well, were you snooping around in places you shouldn’t? If so, that’s just as dishonest as him hiding it.

When you watch porn (and you should, especially if you have some sort of judgment about it—there’s no other way to understand it), what exactly is it that you object to? Are you projecting your own insecurities or messages of shame from your childhood onto it?

If you truly believe that you can’t compete with a porn star, do you just stop at that or do you ask yourself, what can I do to make sex more exciting for me and my partner; how can I increase my pleasure and his?

If you’re the kind of woman who thinks your partner’s watching porn because there’s something wrong with you, do you also think there’s something wrong with your cooking if he likes to eat out or that there’s something wrong with your DVD/TV set-up if he likes to go to the movies or that there’s something wrong with your driving if he wants to drive? Is it always about you?

If you’re so in love with him that you want to marry him and spend the rest of your life together and you don’t like porn, have you had an honest conversation with him about that? If he says he likes it, would you marry him anyway knowing that this is something you find distasteful and disrespectful?

The problem, of course, isn’t porn itself. If something, anything, is done in secret, in excess, if it’s somehow compromising the relationship, well, then there’s a problem—just as if you were dealing with alcohol or drugs or gambling or even a golf addiction. If anything involves deception and you can’t talk about it openly and honestly and it’s reducing intimacy in the relationship instead of enhancing it (and porn can enhance it), it’s just like any other addiction. (And all addicts have enablers and co-dependents, and if your man is spending hours and hours in front of the computer or TV jacking off to Reign of Tera, you might want to look into whatever role—however small—you might be playing in that).

But you guys don’t get off the hook, because many of you (from what I read and hear) are spending way more time in some sort of fantasyland instead of the real world of flesh and lips and touch and smell. If you’re really giving all that up to watch instead of experience, why aren’t you working on making your real-life sex wonderful and exciting?

So, I will ask the men this, so beautifully put by columnist Mark Morford last year (he was talking about online porn viewing at work, but it’s the same for your porn habits in general):

“… If you have that much to hide, if you are living some sort of secret and embarrassing and family-endangering double life, if you are constantly burying images and hiding data or altering your persona to the point of endangering your work, if you cannot let someone, say, cruise through your personal sex-toy box without massive blushing and fainting and humiliation, perhaps you’re living the wrong kind of life. You think?”

Not that I have any opinion about it or anything …

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Pole Dancing Dinner Party – Coming Soon to the Wii?

So, you’re having a little dinner party and want to provide a little after dinner entertainment to go with your spicy beenie weenies. You dig through the hall closet and search through the ole’ standards; Trivial Pursuit, Scrabble, Pictionary… They just don’t seem to be what you’re looking for. You need an edge to set your party off right and to differentiate yourself from the crowd of soccer-moms and mini-vans.

Your buddy has the iPod in hand and the music is right, maybe now is the time for a little Pants-Off Dance-Off! Your party won’t soon be forgotten. This kit even comes with a garter and “Dance Dollars.” And as an added benefit, there are less game pieces to keep track of…

In the words of a famous topless-club DJ… “Hell-Yeah!”

Rumor has it, that these are the folks shopping around the Wii Pole-Dancing Game.

Order the Peekaboo Pole Dancing Kit here today for your very own chrome-plated, extendable dance pole. Its unique design means there’s no drilling involved. The pieces simply slot together.

A spring loaded mechanism in the top section allows you to extend the pole up to a height of 8 foot 6 inches! (No screws or bolts needed.)

With your own dance pole the possibilities are endless!! You can boogie on down in the living room, spice things up in the bedroom or even liven up a friend’s party!!

Also included is an instructional dance move guide to get you started and a sexy dance garter with 100 dance dollars for when you get going!!

Kit includes:
- 3 piece chrome pole
- Instructional guide with dance moves
- Peekaboo Sexy Garter
- 100 Peekaboo Dance Dollars

IMPORTANT:
The Peekaboo Dance Pole is not a professional dance pole. It cannot support your full body weight and is to be used solely in conjunction with the dance moves recommended in the dance book.

The Peekaboo Dance Pole is not a child’s toy. Do not allow small children to climb the pole or use it as a play thing.

Swinging Links

As a follow-up to What is with all of the Swinging? – Truth or Fiction, a subscriber sent in a list of links for you to explore the subject. Zinlightened.com is not “Swinger-centric.” Our focus is on all things sexy and as such, we thought that we’d help you open up a few doors.

Swinglifestyle – A community message board and people finder

Swingercast – Poscasters Allie and John’s Adventures and stories

Couple Doing It – Swinger Education

Ask Dan and Jennifer – Great Sex Tips and Discussion

Gentle Nibbles – Your Swinger Source for all things swinger, sex and other swinger advice

What is with all of the Swinging? – Truth or Fiction

You may have heard about a new TV show coming soon to a TV near you. “Swingtown” is supposed to take place in a Chicago suburb in the 70’s. But, it seems like there are rumors floating around that this is taking place everywhere… hence Television is now jumping on the bandwagon. If the show is successful, you can expect to see all of the networks creating a show of their own. Reality shows, games, shows, The ‘Real’ Wife-Swap (for the record, Wife Swapping is an old outdated term, that implies that the guys hold all of the power, when in reality they should just be happy to be included in the fun).

Neighborhoods and suburbs around the country are all buzzing about who’s doing who… what are the signs? How can I tell if my neighbor is a swinger? Does it matter? How do I become a swinger?

For the most part, it’s a bunch of hoopla and another reason for the neighborhood ‘busy-body’ to spread more rumors… as if there were not enough. Playtime is on the rise, but not at the level TV would like to have you believe. We here at Zinlightened.com are all for individual freedoms and think that as long as you are not infringing upon anyone else’s freedom, have yourselves a good time.

I have a theory as to the cause of the increase of activity and it is related directly to divorce. The divorce of the parents of people now in their prime. They have seen the results of their parents decisions and don’t want to follow in their footsteps. Marriage is not perfect and sometimes you need to take steps to spice things up a bit. You shouldn’t “call-off” the marriage because of boredom. Divorce affects far more people than just the husband and wife. It affects the children the most, and those affected children grow up to have a different outlook on life. They don’t want their children to experience the same boatload of issues. I could write an entire treatise on that subject, but I’ll spare you…

To look a little deeper into ‘Swingtown’ Truth or Fiction, check out this review.

“Bicentennial flags, TAB cola and suburban boners are what “Swingtown” is all about. The new series follows the 70s-era exploits of married couples who partake in wife swapping.

Yet how do these jovial relics of the Chicago suburbs compare to modern-day, real-life swingers found around San Francisco? I recently infiltrated the world of swingers (accompanied by a trusty sidekick) to find out what’s real and what’s fiction about “Swingtown.”

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How-to Flirt (Male)

Secret Admirer, originally uploaded by Editor B.

Body Language Flirting

For some guys that have been out of the “game” for a while, flirting may not come natural to you anymore. Flirting is an important part of everyday life, yet it is an art form and requires practice. Use it or loose it, if you will…

Relationships between people (male-female, female-female, male-male, female-male-female), are all about making a connection. But, sometimes it is hard to make that initial connect out of fear of rejection or just plain inexperience. I doing a little research on the matter, I found a helpful website. They give you some initial helpful tips and also have more in-depth reading material available for purchase. Here’s a link and an excerpt:

Body Language flirting techniques are ancient and unconscious. If you are a man then knowing some body language secrets will get help you get the women you desire fast.

Women have repeatedly reported that a man’s looks are low on the list of desirable traits. The most important traits are that turn women on are :

Being Clean and Healthy (everyone needs to work on personal hygiene)
Appearing capable and resourceful (does NOT equal rich)
Being assertive as well as caring and gentle
Appearing confident around others
Appearing to have a Good Sense of Humor

The majority of these traits can be conveyed with body language flirting if you know how.

HOW TO START FLIRTING – The Basic Idea

When a women makes eye contact with you (for slightly longer than normal), give a little smile and a very slight head nod and maintain the eye contact. Your strong and pleasant eye contact held on her shows her 3 things instantly:

1. You’re clearly interested. She’ll really like that
2. You’e confident in yourself and not afraid of her. (You are an Alpha Male)
3. Your gentle smile shows that you are not threatening and you won’t hurt her.

Keep eye contact until she breaks it off first. Notice if she looks down when she disconnects from looking at your eyes (e.g. drops her gaze down to look at her hands or lap). This says ‘I am submissive (to you) and won’t resist if you come closer’

That is unconscious female body language flirting!

APPEAR TO BE AN ALPHA MALE

Your first job is to look like an Alpha Male: cool, calm and collected. Confident and comfortable with everything under control. You show this by your body language and your slow, deliberate, smooth movements.

Your next job is to scan the eyes of the women and watch for one who returns a look with longer than normal eye contact. Keep looking at her and let a very slight smile slowly grow on your face. Keep your chin up, chest out, shoulders back, gut sucked in and keep looking until she breaks eye contact. If she disconnects by looking down (not left or right), she will be waiting for you to approach and speak to her.

Don’t waste your time with women who break eye contact rapidly and looks away to the right or left (instead of down) they’re not interested.

THE APPROACH

The next step is to approach her. Simply walk over whilst maintaining your good body language. You’ll need to say something to her to close the physical and emotional space between you both. She wants you to approach her and she is waiting, so get moving! By the time you reach her, she will have decided to either receive you as a possible friend or reject you as a problem male – deciding solely on your body language.

Use your best body language and walk slowly and straight, with as little extraneous body movements as possible. Walk confidently and especially don’t throw your pelvis around like you are proud of it. Walk casually with shoulders and arms down and relaxed. Move as if all your body weight was held up by a rope connected to the top of your head. You don’t want to look heavy and weighted down with problems!

Your body language should say, “I am a live, healthy and strong male. I am confident of myself. I am interested in you. I won’t hurt you.” Think these words as you approach her and they will help produce the right body language. She knows it takes courage to approach her because at any moment she could reject and embarrass you. She will admire, appreciate and reward your courage and confidence to be brave and take a risk! You will be demonstrating your Alpha Maleness and she will like that!

As you walk toward her, don’t start looking at anyone else! Look continuously at her eyes. Imagine that there are only you two in the room and imagine that you are saying and meaning: “I like you and I am eager to talk with you. Thank you for inviting me to meet you.” As you approach her, give her a soft friendly smile that says, “I am happy to meet you.” (That should be easy because you really are happy to meet her!) Approach confidently and respect her personal space.

Go slowly and gently. She is watching you like a hawk to see if you are going to try to go where you are not invited. (which is what most men do – don’t be liek those losers!) Let her see that you only go as far as she invites you. Tip : don’t lean toward her. This is a subtle invasion of her space and she will notice it! Stand up straight. You are the alpha male here – that’s what she wants

THE OPENING LINE

Don’t use a cute pick up line. She knows that you want to talk to her so just say, “Hi, I’m xxxxxxxx. May I talk to you?” Almost certainlt she will say “yes”. She’s already responded in a positive way (!)

Be honest and say that you would like to get to know her and for her to get to know you. At this point, you both have great expectations for wonderful things to happen. Enjoy the moment and continue your exciting adventure.

WHAT TO SAY

Your talk should center around data gathering and finding common interests. What you are really interested in is if you two have a good chance of having fun together or even long term compatibility

When standing or sitting in front of her, be sure to face her straight on. Ie your face, chest and hips are facing her directly. This is called ‘mirroring’ and facilitates a feeling of trust and friendliness. Also if possible, get in a position (like sitting) so that your eyes are at an equal or slightly higher level than her.

Tip : Never touch her unless she invites you, such as for a handshake. Be very respectful of her space and time if you don’t want a quick brush off!

As well as body language, flirting is also about talking. Try to keep the chat humorous and lively and your attention focused on her. Keep your body language saying, “I am confident. I won’t hurt you. I am interested in you.”

CREATING A CONNECTION WITH HER

As you talk look out for these excellent positve body language flirting signs that she’s connecting with you :

1. If her eyes watch your mouth as you talk, then she is probably hungry for you and wondering about how good you will taste. (Unless she is deaf and doing lip reading!)
2. Her arms are not folded across her chest. Arms open means she is feeling safe with you and does not need to have her protective barrier up.
3. Her eye pupils are dilated (wide open). That could be her hormones kicking in already.
4. She gives you a lot of eye contact – the more eye contact, the better she likes you. Frequent eye blinks are a good sign, too. (An unblinking stare is bad news. She is either bored with you or on drugs. Maybe both!)
5. She is mirroring your body positions and moves.

TOUCHING

If she likes you she’ll give you very subtle signals to come closer – Don’t miss these!

At this point in the connection she wants you to come emotionally and physically closer so she is going to do a very important thing. Don’t miss it because it is very subtle:

She is going to touch you.

The touch will seem casual and ‘accidental’ rather than ’serious.’ It may be a touch on the arm as she laughs at something you said, or it may be a pat on the back as a symbolic gesture of ‘good job’ as you tell a story. In any case it is reall not accidental! Her body language is saying, “I feel safe with you. You can come closer.” And she will be looking and waiting for a reply to her daring body language flirting – so be prepared and give the right response!

Your body language response is to accept the touch and not move away as if you are afraid of her. Moving away or not replying with a touch (ignoring it) would indicate to her that she had gone too far into your space and you don’t want her that close. You don’t want to send her that message!

Your positive body language flirting response is to return the touch with an EQUAL touch. Your response must be precise and appear ever so casual. To increase the emotional connection with her you must reply in a very short time (within a few minutes) with an equally casual touch, never stronger than hers. Your return touch as gentle as hers assures her that you are not going to attack now that she has let down her defenses. Tip: Don’t get more physical than her. When you both do this right, your bodies will be carrying on a powerful conversation that says, “I like and trust you. I am willing to come closer.”

Sensual Playtime

Explore your senses one at a time. Loose control. Anticipation, excitement and the unexpected come together all at once to light you on fire. Erotic play can take several forms. From blindfolds and binds (cuffs) to more advanced forms. Start simple and tantalize the senses. One of my favorite movie scenes was in 9 1/2 Weeks when Kim Basinger with her eyes closed, was teased with fruits on the kitchen floor!

My point is that it takes a little spirit of adventure to break out of a mold. I want you to undertake this endeavor in style.

…and one day, if you invite me, I’ll play along.

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