Have you been bad?

Dear Casey,

Would you please play a song for my girl. I have been away for a short time and she has been very bad… and see knows it.

Thanks,

~Zin

Have iPod, will Sport Wood

Naked Booth Babes at CeBIT!, originally uploaded by GISuser.com.

Every now and then you may catch me with my iPod headphones on and a silly “shit-eating” grin on my face and you may ask yourself, “What on earth is that fool listening too?” Well, we’re here to lead you to Zinlightenment and explore some sexy options.

The iPod is not only for oppressive, DRM laden, low-quality pop tunes, it’s also a great source of free information in the form of “radio-like” talk shows known as “Podcasts.” Many can be download from the music store. Creating just the right music play list gets to be a hassle after a while and sometimes you may want a naughty diversion.

The next time your bored with your selection of music, try some of the following podcasts and make people wonder what you’re listening too!

• Sex is Fun
• Swingercast
• Polyweekly

What’s your naughty podcast diversion?

Music from the TV Series Swingtown

No matter what your opinion is of the TV series Swingtown, you have to agree that it has some great music from the 70’s. I keeping expecting Barry Williams to pop up and and try to sell me a Time-Life CD collection.

Music from Swingtown

Sexy Saturday Music

Music for Your Pole Dancing Dinner Party

Great Saturday Music – Missing – Everything but the Girl

Your Sountrack for Sensual, Erotic Photography

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Channeling the Spirit of Zinlightenment…

Cocktail, originally uploaded by kspoddar.

In Atlanta?

Next time you have an overnight layover in the ATL or if you’re a local… you should checkout the Sutra Lounge. Rated in the Top-100 clubs by Nightclub & Bar, Sutra Lounge is sophisticated, stylish and seductive.

Zinlightened Controller

It’s Saturday night and you’ve worked your game and managed to hook up with a “person of interest.” You find your way back to your Zinlightened pad with all of its electronic mood makers (e.g. LCD/Plazma TV, DVD, CD, iPod entertainment center) to create the ultimate atmosphere. Upon the coffee table lie 6 remote controls. Very unZin-like. After fumbling around for 10 minutes, you get the mood just right.

What you need is a Zinlightend solution and put that 10 minutes to better use. The Logitech 880 is your wing-man/woman. Create a button that activates all of your components in the right sequence. Truly Zinlightened.

Top 10 Bedroom Zinlightenments

Inside the room, originally uploaded by kafeole.

haven |ˈhāvən|

noun
a place of safety or refuge

Is your bedroom Zinlightened (a.k.a. Sexy)? My crack team of research assistants has uncovered numerous areas that need attention to create the right mood and the ultimate Zinlightened sexy retreat.

10. Remove the Treadmill
Or any other exercise equipment. They were not designed to be relaxing and they stand as a constant reminder that you should probably use it more often or that you blew a lot of money on something you don’t use. Put it in a room or area relegated for activity or donate it to charity.

9. Create a Clutter-free Zone
The bedroom is the first and last thing you see everyday. A room full of clutter is an instant stress creator. Stress impedes blood-flow to important extremities… we can’t have that.

8. Mattresses Matter
Is your mattress up to the task? How about the bed frame. Excessive squeaking while freaking is an endurance killer. Invest in a good mattress. I have had some of my best nights sleep on one of the memory-foam types.

7. Remove the TV
Any sleep expert to talk to will advise you to kick the TV out of the bedroom. Most shows are way too violent and stressful.

6. Feather Top
Unless you’re allergic to feathers, a feather topper on your mattress is a great addition. Your bed should surround you comfort. While your at it… I suggest a down comforter. They have many weights for different climates.

5. Aural Excitement
The sound of silence is nice from time-to-time, but sexy has a sound of it’s own. You can find great sounding music systems that fit comfortably on a night-stand or corner of your room. Avoid the ones with garish disco lights. You can find many sexy artists on this website. Subscribe now to keep up-to-date.

4. Keep Some Toys On-Hand
Not the Fisher-Price® variety. Enough said

3. Aroma Therapy
The sense of smell is the least understood sense. But, do not underestimate it. Avoid supermarket plug-ins and opt for something a little sexier such as essential oils and a warmer or scented candles of choice. Better yet, candles that heat-up and create massage oil.

2. To the Touch
Invest in a quality set of sheets. Some like silk and some like cotton. Higher thread-count is a good general of gauge of quality, but nothing beats feeling them for yourself.

1. An Illuminating Idea
Bathe yourselves in a flattering light. I like to be as “green” as the next person, but compact florescent lights still have a few short-comings. One, you can’t put them on a dimmer switch. Two, the color isn’t quite right, most florescent bulbs give-off a blueish color and not warm. These are non-sexy qualities. Back to the dimmer switch… put one on all key lights. It’s also nice to have a light near the bed that you can easily reach when the moment strikes.