Everything You Thought About Sex Is Wrong

Ala , originally uploaded by SuicideGirls.

For years everything that you have seen, heard and been told about sex is wrong and has twisted your sense of reality. You have been taught not to talk about sex. It is shameful. You shouldn’t explore your body or desires. Well I am here to tell you that it has all been a load of crap, custom wrapped and delivered to you in many forms over the years.

We here at Zinlightened.com are here to help you break out of this sexual funk! We want you to embrace your body, ideas and desires. If you don’t know how to please yourself, how are you going to please someone else? You’ll just walk around, day-after-day, frustrated and ill-tempered.

• Stop holding back – Ladies, all to often you go unsatisfied out of fear that you’ll shock your partner or make them feel inadequate. Then you sit there at the end of another boring, de rigueur, missionary fuzz-bumping unsatisfied. If you like your hair pulled and fanny slapped by someone dressed as Mr. Rogers, you better let someone know or it’s not going to happen.
• Sex does get better with age – At some point in your life, you are going to stop being insecure about your body and start to venture out. Embrace it. Sex beats jogging any day. A good 30 min bout will burn about 85 calories and if you do it right, is better on the knees. If you want to live longer, “get busy.”
• Sex relives stress and lowers blood pressure – Stress creates all sorts of problems in the body.
  
• Sex reduces pain – Sexy release oxcytocin. Oh, so you have a headache tonight… to show you that I care let me help out out there a little bit. If you want to get rid of that headache, PMS, arthritis or backache, [as Eddie Murphy says] start f*cking Norton. Humana, Humana, Humana
• Sex helps you sleep better – No more sleeping pills, fewer pills are better for the body and bank account
• Sex makes you feel good about yourself - I’m hot, sexy and funny, and gosh darn it, people like me
  

As Sheryl Crows says, “If it make you happy, it can’t be that bad!” there are far too many uptight people in this world. Don’t be one of them. I feel like I’m on a George Carlin homage.

Feel Sexy All of the Time

Skirt Heels Panty, originally uploaded by berthovanrhee.

Want to constantly feel sexy throughout the day?

Below are several great tips from HappyHer to make you feel sexy all day long!

Having a magnificent lingerie wardrobe leaves a woman feeling like a goddess. But if you just leave it in your closet, or put it on for your weekly “hot date” night, it’s not doing you the service it could be doing. Here are some ideas of what you can do to make the most of your lingerie wardrobe.

1. Underwear as outerwear. Creating a professional look and maintaining your own style of sensual pleasure is easy when you add a silky camisole under a suit jacket. Bustiers look great for club wear or evening wear with a skirt or even a sexy pair of jeans. Grab a teddy to wear under that low cut sweater, you’ll look great and feel so sexy! Ultra mini skirts are sexy fun to wear over a pair of leggings and will work for many occasions. Go through your closet and see how you can mix and match different pieces of lingerie with jeans, skirts, business suits, or leggings to create a unique sexy style all on your own.

2. Step out of character. If you normally wear silk and lace, go bold with leather and/or vinyl. You’ll feel risque’ and dangerous. Or, if you typically wear fetish or edgy wear, try out a silky chemise or an elaborately embroidered bustier. You’ll feel so feminine and alluring. Changing your style will help bring out other levels of the luscious woman you truly are.

3. Tantalize your partner when you are getting ready to leave the house by walking around in your favorite lingerie. Even if that isn’t the same lingerie you will end up wearing, it only takes a moment to do a very hot “walk through” to leave your partner’s mouth open and his mind on how sexy you looked for the rest of the evening.

4. Keep it on! You don’t always have to be stark naked in order to have wild and steamy sex. For an erotic eye-candy treat, leave some of your lingerie on. Thigh highs and high heels are some of my favorite, or a bustier and nothing else but your smile will be super hot as well.

5. Bag it! Get two lingerie outfits out. One that’s totally wild and one that’s a bit on the tame side. Put them in two separate gift bags. Let your lover pick a bag, and you wear whatever one is picked!

6. Leave lingerie out on your bed or in the bathroom so your lover will get a peek of what you will be wearing later. They will be thinking of it all day!

7. Tuck a panty or thong in with your partner’s suitcase while they are planning to be away on business. Spritz some of your favorite fragrance on it along with a sexy note of what you want to do when they come home!

8. Don’t forget the bodystockings! Bodystockings go under everything and if you buy the ones with an open bust and open crotch, you don’t have to take them off for your sexiest time of the day. Wear them under a conservative outfit and then surprise your partner when you start to slowly undress.

9. Send something silky and sexy in a thank you card to your partner! Let them know how much they turn you on and how you are looking forward to modeling the item that you sent for them the next time you see them. Expect to hear from them very soon!

10. Leave them at home! Wear a sexy vinyl or leather mini-skirt, silky cami top, and sexy shoes, and nothing else. Let your partner know that you “forgot” to wear your panties. You’ll both stay turned on the whole night.

Panties on Parade – A Slicker Knicker Picker for Lingerie

This has got to be the hottest (yet useful) panty selector that I have seen. I like to see what I’m getting and see it in action. It sure beats a drawer in your local mall. For the record, my favorite was the blonde with short hair. Visit their online dressing room.

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